1. Entertainment only
Petty Judge creates playful AI responses for harmless everyday nonsense. It is not legal, medical, financial, relationship, safety, or professional advice.
Use Petty Judge for harmless tiny drama. Keep it playful, anonymous, and kind to real people. This is entertainment, not advice.

Petty Judge creates playful AI responses for harmless everyday nonsense. It is not legal, medical, financial, relationship, safety, or professional advice.
You choose what to type, save, download, and share. Use nicknames, keep it non-sensitive, and think before sending a card to someone else.
Do not use Petty Judge for emergencies, personal crises, safety concerns, serious accusations, workplace disputes, money problems, health topics, or anything important in real life.
Responses are generated automatically through an external AI processor and may be wrong, awkward, repetitive, or not funny. Do not rely on the output as fact.
Do not submit hateful, explicit, bullying, threatening, identifying, protected-class insulting, political or religious attack, or otherwise harmful content.
Petty Judge may use hosting, analytics, rate-limiting, security tools, local browser storage, and third-party services to run the site and reduce abuse.
We may update, pause, limit, or remove features to keep the site safe, stable, low-maintenance, and fun.
Questions can go to admin@pettyjudge.com. Do not include private details, real names, or serious personal information.
Start some harmless tiny drama and let the gavel do the talking.