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Privacy Policy

Last updated: July 3, 2026

Petty Judge is a parody entertainment website. It lets visitors submit two sides of a low-stakes argument and receive a funny AI-generated decree.

Information You Enter

When you submit a case, the names and arguments you enter are sent to an AI service so a response can be generated. Do not enter private, sensitive, identifying, defamatory, bullying, unlawful, or harmful information.

Information Used For Safety

To protect the website from spam, abuse, and unexpected AI costs, we use rate limiting. This may involve technical information such as your IP address. Petty Judge does not store raw IP addresses for rate limiting; it converts them into hashed values used for temporary rate-limit checks. These rate-limit records expire automatically and are not shown publicly on the website.

Analytics

We may use privacy-conscious analytics tools, including Vercel Web Analytics, to understand page views, traffic sources, device types, and basic site performance. This helps improve the website.

Case Storage

Petty Judge does not publish your decree as a public case page. A case number is created for entertainment purposes, and your recent case history is kept only in your browser session.

Third-Party Services

The website may use third-party services for hosting, analytics, rate limiting, and AI-generated responses. These services process information as needed to operate the website.

Contact

For privacy questions, contact admin@pettyjudge.com.