Use nicknames
Names like The Fry Owner and The Snack Thief work better than real names.
Safety
Keep it harmless. Keep it anonymous. Keep it tiny.
Petty Judge is for harmless everyday drama. Use nicknames, skip private details, and do not enter serious accusations or anything that could hurt a real person.
Harmless tiny drama only.
Petty Judge is for harmless everyday drama. Use nicknames, skip private details, and do not enter serious accusations or anything that could hurt a real person.
Keep it tiny
Food, chores, group chats, getting ready, borrowed stuff, and harmless everyday nonsense are perfect.
Leave out private details
Skip addresses, phone numbers, private messages, medical information, or sensitive personal details.
Skip serious situations
If it feels serious, threatening, harmful, or real-world important, Petty Judge is not the right place for it.
Laugh at the situation
The gavel jokes about tiny drama, not real people.
FAQ
Quick answers for petty people.
Is Petty Judge serious?
No. It is a playful tiny-drama experience for harmless everyday nonsense.
Should I use real names?
No. Use nicknames so the drama stays light and anonymous.
Are my results public?
No. Results are not posted anywhere by Petty Judge.
What happens to Recent Gavel Drops?
They are saved in your browser on this device only. You can delete one or clear them all.
Can I use this for serious problems?
No. If something feels serious or important in real life, talk to someone you trust or seek the right help.
Why did the gavel pick everyone?
Sometimes the funniest answer is that everyone brought a little too much energy to a tiny situation.
Ready to keep it petty?
Start some harmless tiny drama and let the gavel do the talking.