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Petty Argument Packs

Choose from 12 drama flavours when you need an argument idea.

Each pack contains harmless examples you can use as inspiration. Pick one, adjust both sides in your own words, and send it to the judge.

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1

Food & snacks

Fries, last bites, mystery fridge disappearances, and suspicious snack behaviour.

  • The No Dessert Reversal
  • The French Fry Situation
  • The Milk And Bread Trolley
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2

Chores

Uneven effort, strategic forgetting, and selective cleaning skills.

  • The Dishwasher Loading Method
  • The New Bin Bag Situation
  • The Laundry Darks And Lights Situation
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3

Getting ready

Slow motion, missing items, and last-minute chaos.

  • The Nothing To Wear Situation
  • The Alarm Snooze Situation
  • The Five-Minute Promise
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4

Group chat

Ignored messages, late replies, and chaotic thread energy.

  • The Seen Message Situation
  • The Message Avalanche
  • The Online But Not Replying Situation
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5

Borrowed stuff

Items that walk away and never come back.

  • The Borrowed Mug Situation
  • The Borrowed Charger Situation
  • The Borrowed Hoodie Situation
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6

General pettiness

Everyday annoyances that deserve a spotlight.

  • The I Looked Everywhere Situation
  • The Bedtime Scroll Situation
  • The Grocery Bag Strength Test
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7

Thermostat

Too hot, too cold, and zero compromise.

  • The Family Thermostat Situation
  • The Blanket Border Dispute
  • The Car Temperature Situation
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8

TV & remote

Channel wars and remote control drama.

  • The Missing Remote Situation
  • The Just One More Episode Situation
  • The Remote Volume Situation
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9

Car ride

Backseat opinions and ride etiquette fails.

  • The Fuel Tank Rule
  • The Map Voice Rebellion
  • The Phone Charger Situation
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10

Family dinner

Comments, complaints, and classic table chaos.

  • The Dinner Seat Situation
  • The Tech Help Timing
  • The Family Photo Timing
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11

Holiday chaos

Packing fails, schedule meltdowns, and travel tension.

  • The Suitcase Expansion Situation
  • The Holiday Packing Situation
  • The Holiday Nap Schedule
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12

Work weirdness

Odd tasks, weird emails, and office nonsense.

  • The Meeting That Should Never Have Happened
  • The Coffee Refill Situation
  • The Mystery Calendar Invite
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