Settle an Argument Online
Need a funny way to settle an argument? Petty Judge turns harmless everyday disputes into ridiculous parody court decrees.
Enter both sides of the dispute, slam the gavel, and let the court choose a winner with mock-serious logic and a silly punishment for the loser.
Best For
- Petty household arguments
- Friend group debates
- Relationship disagreements that are genuinely harmless
- Workplace nonsense and lunchroom crimes
- Funny group chat disputes
Not For
This is not legal advice, counselling, mediation, or a serious decision-maker. Keep it light, playful, and safe.
Settle Your Argument Find a Case IdeaUse as is or reword to suit your particular situation.
FAQ
Is this real legal advice?
No. Petty Judge is for parody, comedy, and entertainment only. It is not legal advice, mediation, counselling, or a serious finding of fact.
Why does sharing work differently on some phones?
Some phone browsers and in-app browsers handle generated certificate images differently. If Share or Download does not open your normal menu, take a screenshot of the certificate and share it from your phone's screenshots folder.
Is my decree saved?
Your last 8 decrees are kept only in this browser session so you can view or share them. The case certificates are deleted once this browser session is closed. They are not published as public case pages.
What should I avoid entering?
Do not enter private, sensitive, identifying, defamatory, bullying, unlawful, or harmful information about yourself or anyone else.