Relationship Debates
Some couple debates do not need a serious summit. They need a pretend robe, a wooden gavel, and a completely unofficial decree.
Pick a case here, tap Use This Case, then edit the wording on the Petty Judge page if required before sending it to the judge.
Click New Case to summon a relationship debate.
Side A - The court awaits a complaint.
Side B - The defence is currently pretending to be reasonable.
Keep It Petty
For harmless relationship debates only. Do not use this for bullying, serious relationship, safety, legal, financial, medical, or personal crisis issues. Use common sense before sharing anything generated by the site.
FAQ
Is this real legal advice?
No. Petty Judge is for parody, comedy, and entertainment only. It is not legal advice, mediation, counselling, or a serious finding of fact.
Why does sharing work differently on some phones?
Some phone browsers and in-app browsers handle generated certificate images differently. If Share or Download does not open your normal menu, take a screenshot of the certificate and share it from your phone's screenshots folder.
Is my decree saved?
Your last 8 decrees are kept only in this browser session so you can view or share them. The case certificates are deleted once this browser session is closed. They are not published as public case pages.
What should I avoid entering?
Do not enter private, sensitive, identifying, defamatory, bullying, unlawful, or harmful information about yourself or anyone else.