Friend Group Drama
Friend groups can turn tiny moments into full public hearings: late arrivals, unpaid coffee, group chat silence, playlist crimes, and suspicious memory gaps.
Pick a case here, tap Use This Case, then edit the wording on the Petty Judge page if required before sending it to the judge.
Click New Case to summon friend group drama.
Side A - The court awaits a complaint.
Side B - The defence is currently pretending to be reasonable.
Keep It Petty
For harmless friend group drama only. Avoid private, identifying, bullying, harmful, or serious personal content. Use common sense before sharing anything generated by the site.
FAQ
Is this real legal advice?
No. Petty Judge is for parody, comedy, and entertainment only. It is not legal advice, mediation, counselling, or a serious finding of fact.
Why does sharing work differently on some phones?
Some phone browsers and in-app browsers handle generated certificate images differently. If Share or Download does not open your normal menu, take a screenshot of the certificate and share it from your phone's screenshots folder.
Is my decree saved?
Your last 8 decrees are kept only in this browser session so you can view or share them. The case certificates are deleted once this browser session is closed. They are not published as public case pages.
What should I avoid entering?
Do not enter private, sensitive, identifying, defamatory, bullying, unlawful, or harmful information about yourself or anyone else.