Family Arguments
Family debates can last for years over subjects no historian would dare record: shoes at the door, leftovers, holiday timing, remote controls, and who said what in 2014.
Pick a case here, tap Use This Case, then edit the wording on the Petty Judge page if required before sending it to the judge.
Click New Case to summon a family argument.
Side A - The court awaits a complaint.
Side B - The defence is currently pretending to be reasonable.
Keep It Petty
For harmless family arguments only. Avoid private, serious, sensitive, bullying, harmful, legal, safety, or personal crisis situations. Use common sense before sharing anything generated by the site.
FAQ
Is this real legal advice?
No. Petty Judge is for parody, comedy, and entertainment only. It is not legal advice, mediation, counselling, or a serious finding of fact.
Why does sharing work differently on some phones?
Some phone browsers and in-app browsers handle generated certificate images differently. If Share or Download does not open your normal menu, take a screenshot of the certificate and share it from your phone's screenshots folder.
Is my decree saved?
Your last 8 decrees are kept only in this browser session so you can view or share them. The case certificates are deleted once this browser session is closed. They are not published as public case pages.
What should I avoid entering?
Do not enter private, sensitive, identifying, defamatory, bullying, unlawful, or harmful information about yourself or anyone else.