The complaint
She says whites and darks should not be treated like one big fabric reunion.
Petty Judge example verdict
Laundry Court
The washing machine may be colour blind. The white shirts are not.
One person mixed dark clothes with white shirts. The other person would like the laundry basket to understand consequences.
The defence
He says it all goes in the washing machine anyway.
Judge's Take
The washing machine may be colour blind. The white shirts are not.
Verdict
She wins this one.
Why this works
The argument is visual, harmless, and easy to understand without backstory. That is exactly the level Petty Judge should own.
Try it as a prompt
Person A says darks and whites should be separated. Person B says one wash is easier and probably fine.
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