Use nicknames
Names like The Fry Owner and The Snack Thief work better than real names.
Safety
Keep it harmless. Keep it anonymous. Keep it tiny.
Petty Judge is for harmless everyday drama. Use nicknames, skip private details, and do not enter serious accusations or anything that could hurt a real person.
Harmless tiny drama only.
Petty Judge is for harmless everyday drama. Use nicknames, skip private details, and do not enter serious accusations or anything that could hurt a real person.
Keep it tiny
Food, chores, group chats, getting ready, borrowed stuff, and harmless everyday nonsense are perfect.
Leave out private details
Skip addresses, phone numbers, private messages, medical information, or sensitive personal details.
Skip serious situations
If it feels serious, threatening, harmful, or real-world important, Petty Judge is not the right place for it.
Laugh at the situation
The gavel jokes about tiny drama, not real people.
FAQ
Quick answers for petty people.
Is Petty Judge serious?
No. Petty Judge is for harmless everyday comedy only. It is not advice, mediation, counselling, or a serious finding about real people.
Why does sharing work differently on some phones?
Some phone browsers and in-app browsers handle image sharing differently. If Share or Download does not open your normal share menu, save the gavel card or take a screenshot and share it from your photos.
Are my results saved?
Recent Gavel Drops are saved in this browser on this device only, so you can view or share them again later. Only your latest 8 drops are kept; newer drops replace older ones. They are not published publicly. They may disappear if you clear browser data, use private browsing, switch browsers or devices, or press Clear All.
What should I avoid entering?
Do not enter private, sensitive, identifying, defamatory, bullying, threatening, harmful, or serious information about yourself or anyone else.
Can I use real names?
No. Use nicknames like "The Fry Owner" or "The Snack Thief." Petty Judge works best when the drama stays tiny and anonymous.
What if my situation is serious?
Petty Judge is not the right place for serious situations. Keep it to harmless tiny drama like snacks, chores, group chats, borrowed stuff, getting ready, and everyday nonsense.
Ready to keep it petty?
Start some harmless tiny drama and let the gavel do the talking.