Tiny drama.
Big gavel energy.
For family debates that are too small for a family meeting but too entertaining to leave unresolved.
Petty Judge gives harmless family nonsense a comic verdict, from dinner table disputes to remote control mysteries and snack-related testimony.
The best family cases are specific, silly, and safe for everyone involved.
If it involves punishment, safety, money, custody, health, privacy, threats, or real harm, Petty Judge is not the right tool.
Judge's Take: The leftovers had a future, and someone treated that future as optional.
Verdict: The person who planned tomorrow's lunch wins this one.
Write both sides, keep it harmless, and let Petty Judge turn the tiny drama into a shareable verdict.